Little Adam at School

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying,

"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Adam stood up. A teacher said " Do you think you're stupid Little Adam? "

" No ma'am , but i hate to see you standing there all by yourself "

Little Adam with his Father

One day Little Adam (4 and half year old) says to his father,

Adam: I want to get married..

Father: Oh Wow..! So do u have someone special in your mind? (with smile on his face)

Adam: Yes!! Grandma!!

Father: What!!?..there is a problem now. you want to marry my mother?

Adam: Why not..you married my mother.

Little Adam breakfast

Little Adam was eating breakfast one morning ang got to thinking about things.

"Mommy.mommy..why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?" he asked his mother

"Ummm....He think a lot.. " replied his mother, pleased herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband's baldness. Or she was until Adam thought for a second ang asked

"So, why do u have so much hair?"